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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. ~Alexander Pope



To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. ~Horace



Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. ~Author Unknown



There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers



A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. ~Puzant Kevork Thomajan



A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it. ~Author Unknown



Whatever you are be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln



A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved. He inspires the power and energy to get it done. ~Ralph Nader



Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. ~Ovid



Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. ~Ondino Viera



Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson



When she first felt her son's groping mouth attach itself to her breast, a wave of sweet vibration thrilled deep inside and radiated to all parts of her body; it was similar to love, but it went beyond a lover's caress, it brought a great calm happiness, a great happy calm. ~Milan Kundera



Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish Proverb



In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~Author Unknown



Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath. ~Dave Barry



People have become as processed as food. ~Astrid Alauda



He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. ~Stephen Leacock



Who is rich? He who rejoices in his portion. ~The Talmud



Men profess to be lovers of music, but for the most part they give no evidence in their opinions and lives that they have heard it. ~Henry David Thoreau



Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. ~Warfield Theobald Longcope