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There is no education like adversity. ~Disraeli



What I take from my nights, I add to my days. ~Leon de Rotrou, "Vencelas," translated



Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. ~George Bernard Shaw



I am of the Buddhists. The great Teacher comes periodically. He is followed by pupils who corrupt the texts and then a new Buddha must be born to re�stablish the truth. ~Martin H. Fischer



I am often accused of being childish. I prefer to interpret that as child-like. I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things. I tend to exaggerate and fantasize and embellish. I still listen to instinctual urges. I play with leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind. I never water my garden without soaking myself. It has been after such times of joy that I have achieved my greatest creativity and produced my best work. ~Leo F. Buscaglia, Bus 9 to Paradise



A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. ~Mae West



A year from now you may wish you had started today. ~Karen Lamb



Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966



Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal. ~Tobias Dantzig



I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show. ~Andrew Wyeth



Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. ~Kahlil Gibran



Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret. ~Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby



We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions. ~Ian Percy



We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. ~John Fiske



You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~Albert Einstein



What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it? ~Jenny DeVries



According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition. ~Alvin Toffler



The way he treats his body, you�d think he was renting. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music the words make. ~Truman Capote, McCall's, November 1967