funny quotes in sinhala

What you call a hero, I call just doing my job. ~Author Unknown



The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. ~Doug McLeod



It is fear that first brought gods into the world. ~Petronius Arbiter, Satyricon



Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton



Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. ~John LeCarre



Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful. ~Proverbs 27:6



If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



When the designs are chosen with care, tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. ~Michelle Delio



They should pick a dry year to fight the war. Better yet, civilize the moronic races and have no wars at all. ~Clair J. Clark, letter to wife, March 1944



By this time next week, each guy on the Assault Committee has to pick a fight where he won't come out a hero. And not in fight club. This is harder than it sounds. A man on the street will do anything not to fight. The idea is to take some Joe on the street who's never been in a fight and recruit him. Let him experience winning for the first time in his life. Get him to explode. Give him permission to beat the crap out of you. You can take it. If you win, you screwed up. "What we have to do, people," Tyler told the committee, "is remind these guys what kind of power they still have." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 16



Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes. ~Francis Bacon



The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. ~John Gilmore, 1993



I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. ~Wilson Mizner



He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to the Pope's stricture against contraception



The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. ~Author Unknown



If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up. ~Abraham Maslow



New Year's Day is every man's birthday. ~Charles Lamb



The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. ~Mell Lazarus



Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one. ~Chinese Proverb