tagalog joke quotes

It is well that you should celebrate your Arbor Day thoughtfully, for within your lifetime the nation's need of trees will become serious. We of an older generation can get along with what we have, though with growing hardship; but in your full manhood and womanhood you will want what nature once so bountifully supplied and man so thoughtlessly destroyed; and because of that want you will reproach us, not for what we have used, but for what we have wasted. ~Theodore Roosevelt, 1907 Arbor Day Message



Curiosity is only vanity. Most frequently we wish not to know, but to talk. We would not take a sea voyage for the sole pleasure of seeing without hope of ever telling. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensees



The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. ~Thomas Campbell



Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them? ~Rose F. Kennedy



Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human life. ~Jesse Lee Bennett



I'm not fat; I'm just really inflamed. ~Carrie Latet



Eat little, sleep sound. ~Iranian Proverb



I simply believe that some part of the human Self or Soul is not subject to the laws of space and time. ~Carl Jung



Some people would have us love, or rather obey God, chiefly because he outbids the devil. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



It is part of my creed that the only poetry is history, could we tell it right. ~Thomas Carlyle



Don't vote, it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown



A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot. ~Author Unknown



Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you ~Bennett Cerf



If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown



Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle. ~E.V. Lucas



Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~Charlie McCarthy



History is herstory too. ~Author Unknown



Homecoming unites the past and the present. ~Author Unknown



A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. ~Doug Larson



It is only the constant exertion and working of our sensitive, intellectual, moral, and physical machinery that keep us from rusting, and so becoming useless. ~Charles Simmons